Stuff

Home: Dragon’s Lair, Amway Arena
Height: Tallest dragon in Orlando history
Weight: Broke the scale
Age: This many!
Body Type: Big-boned, big-bellied, and big-hearted
Hair: Pink and blue mohawk
Skin: Radioactive green fur
Wing Span: Five feet across, but still needs a trampoline to really fly
Shoe Size: 26 EEE 

Professional Stuff
Position: Usually in the corner
Acquired: Selected 1st in supplemental dragon back draft, directly out of clown college
School: Dragon U. ‘Round High School
Studies: Fire-breathing, mountain-circling, treasure-hording, castle-plundering, knight-slaying, and…oh yeah, kid-hugging
Goal: Win a championship wing with the Orlando Magic! 

Favorite Stuff
Food: Anything charred, well done!
TV Shows: Dragon Tales and Dragon Ball Z
Vehicle: The Fan Van (look for it in your town soon!)
Movies: Pete’s DragonEnter The DragonThe Never-Ending StoryCrouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Holiday: April Fool’s Day
Games: Dragon’s Lair, Dragon Quest, and Dungeons And Dragons
Song: Of course…Stuff, The Magic’s Dragon
Friends: Magic Players, Magic Dancers, Puff The Magic Dragon, Mini-Stuff, and YOU!
Sayings: Dragon my heels, but gotta fly; Lock up your pets and hide your toys, On your feet to make some noise!; and Stuff it!
NBA names: Sam CASSELL (similar to CASTLE), the OUTLAWS (Bo and Travis), Tamar SLAY, Brian COOK, Willie GREEN, the HUNTERS (Steven and Lindsey), the KNIGHTS (Brevin and Travis) 

Specialty Stuff
Sledding the stairs, stealing your popcorn, making trick shots, dunking donuts and basketballs, teasing NBA referees, dancing (or at least pretending), embarrassing opposing team fans, magic tricks, practical jokes, touring the globe, blowing my nose (not the gooey stuff though), falling on my face, flirting with the ladies, and acting like a fool