Full Name: Houston's Own CLUTCH "The Rockets Bear"
Position: Professional Idiot/Team Mascot
Height: 6' 8"
Weight: 2 MUCH
Waist: 92"
Shoe Size: 22BB
Education: School of Hard Knocks
Age: 14
Guffaws Averaged Per Game: 30.2
Hugs Averaged Per Game: 193.76
Cans of Silly String Used Per Game: 19.5
Autographs Signed Per Game: 312.8
Appearances Averaged Per Year: 261
Likes: Rockets Basketball, Sleeping/Hibernating, Playing, Humor, Hugs, Practical Jokes, Laughing, Excitement, Education
Dislikes: The Opposite of my likes...HA HA i.e. The time-out corner, People who take themself too serious and can't laugh at themselves, stodginess, stick in the muds, being bored
Favorite Foods: Honey and OPP (Other People's Popcorn)
Favorite Colors: Red and Silver
Favorite Movies: Year of the Yao and Forrest Gump
Favorite TV Shows: Winnie the Pooh and Saturday Night Live
Favorite Songs: Clutch the Bear then Wish You Were Here
Favorite Books: Clutch's Day at the Doctor, Clutch's Hospital Adventure, Clutch Shapes Up, Clutch's When I Grow Up, Clutch's World Tour, and Purple Cow
Favorite Messages: "Education is #1! and "Rockets Win Again!"
Mentors: Houston Rockets' Turbo and Original Philadlphia Phillies' Philly Phanatic
Best Friends: Rocketman/Rockets Ranger, Mini-Clutch, Utah Jazz Bear, OKC Thunder, Indiana Pacers Bonner, and Sweet Susie
Arch Enemies: Spurs Coyote, Mavericks Champ, and anyone else who dare stand in the Rockets path to victory
Favorite Skits: Devil/Angel Clutches, Clutch's Dance Mess, Dare Clutch Video Series, Cake Skit, Air Scare Video Series
Website: http://www.nba.com/rockets/clutch
Team: Houston Rockets
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